First Thoughts On M'sieu Macron And His Granny

First Thoughts On

M’sieu Macron And His Granny

by

R.E. Prindle

 

He stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.

 

One of the most remarkable and laughable political performances of the century took place on the stage of France recently.  It was almost unbelievable straight face stand up comedy.

This cute little guy who married his high school teacher twenty years older than himself has been elected by the French to represent them on the world stage in competition with big boys like Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.  He self admits that he has no culture and neither do the French although I know of some perverts who are deep into French Culture so tell it to them.

Now, this little guy, cute as hell, M’sieu Emmy MacRoni who as far I know isn’t installed in office yet, stood up on the world stage and threatened Russia with dire harm from France then, turning from the East to the West he threatened the US, although this time he did invoke the EU.  Apparently he doesn’t know that the EU is a toothless tiger without an army.

He seems to be relying on the President’s vocal critics in the US as his support.

Even though his Granny was a teacher, she appears to have been a little light on geography.  Let me school M’sieu MacRoni in modern geography:  France is this tiny little country on the Western end of the European promontory; China at the Eastern end of Asia  could incorporate France into its empire off into some obscure corner and never trip over it;  India makes France look like an off shore island as it is also much larger while growing rapidly into an economic power.  These two Asian giants together rule world commerce while China is still organizing.

China is in the process of laying down a superslab highway along the route of the old Silk Road with ancillary highways.  This will tie together all of central Asia and with luck extend all the way to the French coast.  China will make the Mongol invasion a reality.

The world laughs at M’sieu MacRoni’s posturing.  He seems something of a bad farce to us.

The Russia that M’sieu MacRoni is threatening is incomparably richer than France; for instance, it has oil and gas reserves and France has none.  Think heating oil.  Tell you anything M’sieu MacRoni?

The US that M’sieu MacRoni is mocking has pulled France’s chestnuts out of the fire twice, 1914-18 and 1940-45.  US money set France back on its feet after WWII.  OK, let the dead past bury its dead.  Emmy MacRoni, who has no culture, has forgotten it so why shouldn’t the US.

The fact remains that the US also dwarfs France and the US and Russia combined are so large that France barely shows up on maps.  With a minimum of luck the US and Russia are going to combine.  This will leave the EU between the jaws of the anvil.  You know what that means.  The Eastern States of the EU, Poland, Hungary, Austria, Switzerland are already secession minded so the old EU is toast.  A new EU will be formed along rational lines.

So, really M’sieu MacRoni, keep your threats to yourself.  Be meek and mild, like you are to Granny, before your betters and cooperate fully.

We still honor the French culture you despise and say doesn’t exist but unfortunately it is going to be swept away in the course of events so it is irrelevant whether it exists or not except as a historical relic.

Accept the role of France in the near future.  France can be only a facilitator and not a leader.  On stage you act like you’re still in school before your teacher.  Those high school essays are cute but they have no place in the real world.  It takes more than strut to exist on the world stage.